A joke: Science and Religion

Quite a funny joke i found on the net. To grasp the joke fully, a knowledge of the "Combined gas law" (Physics) is necessary. According to Wikipedia,

The combined gas law is a gas law which combines Charles's law, Boyle's
law, and Gay-Lussac's law. These laws each relate one thermodynamic
variable to another mathematically while holding everything else constant.
Charles's law states that volume and temperature are directly proportional to
each other while pressure is held constant. Boyle's law asserts that pressure
and volume are inversely proportional to each other at fixed temperature.
Finally Gay-Lussac's law introduces a direct proportionality between temperature and pressure at constant volume. The inter-dependence of these variables is
shown in the combined gas law, which states that:

“The ratio between the Pressure-volume constant and Temperature of a
system remains constant”

Here it goes........

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question:Is Hell exothermic (gives of heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off
when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Banyan during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you" and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.Thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.